The red man

One day, I was free

I saw a man climbing a tree

The tree was full of worms

He didn’t obey all the norms

I asked him why he was climbing the tree

He told me he was also free

His face was completely red

Because he had taken rest in the bed!

After a while, he came down

Strangely, He asked me the name of the town!

He was actually a drunk man

Then on him, I threw a hot pan!

The man exclaimed `Oh my god!`

Then his parents came and threw on him a rod

He had a miraculous escape at that time,

On the roof, he saw a big stone of lime

 

When he went to the roof, It was a cow

Beautifully, he exclaimed wow!

Suddenly, he became very sad,

Sorrowly, he started crying, `dad!`

His dad came and said to him, `very bad!`

He then took him to a shop and bought him an I-Pad

He became happy and shouted like mad!

He exclaimed that he got what he had not had!

His father then gave him a simple slap

Then the shopkeeper got angry and told him to give him a clap

His father then said who are you, dude!

You don’t have a good attitude!

The shopkeeper then complained to the police

The police arrested the man and his father

The police started the investigation

One of the police fainted and slept as early as 6 AM!

The inspector said that all these are useless fellow

And so he said to one of the men, “Hey you hello!”

Why did you scold the man, said he

Ha ha ha, That’s my hobby, said the man’s dad!

The inspector got very angry!

However, the men were very hungry!

So, the inspector became kind

By changing his mind!

The police asked them how was the light.

The light was indeed bright!

So, We said alright

By that time, It was late night

After they had their food, they were brought back to their jails

And indeed, they had big-big nails!

So, the investigation process got started

And the inspector was light-hearted!

The inspector asked me to pick the man,

But I was so angry that I wanted to kick the red man!

I said to him,  excuse me, sir!

I ran away and drove a car

The inspector like anything gave a cry

His clothes were something he wanted to dry!

His clothes were actually wet!

And so the man said I bet!

After a month or two, they were given bail

So, they escaped from the jail

Happily, they returned to their home,

For their family members wanted them to come!

After two days of their bail, I met them

I said, “Are you alright,Kanchem?”

He then said you know

Opium is my snow!

I then said that you need punishment

He said, Wait! I need entertainment!

I told him Stop, Opium shouldn’t be bought by money

Go home and drink adequate honey!

He told let me go now

But In front of him stood a huge cow

He again exclaimed wow,

Said he in a strong voice “pow!”

He actually didn’t have good luck

In a pond, Saw he a wonderful duck

Saw he in the middle of the road Mr. Chuck

Flowers were something he had pluck

This is what you have when you do guilty,

For god is there who is always almighty.

Our mind, should therefore, not be empty

                  –Namish Kumar (Student of DAV Public School, Balasore, Odisha)